In honor of what should be the most awesome rematch of 2010 (the USA vs Canada Olympic gold medal round hockey game today), I would like to introduce to you a most-awesome fan fic: The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Whores. It's written by HunterHunting, the author of Clipped Wings and Inked Armour, which is also most-awesome, and better yet, complete!
MoBS is absolutely hilarious and smutastic, and by "smutastic" I mean NSFW. If you're not into that kind of thing, go ahead and skip it. You will, however, be missing out on some great one-liners and "beaver" references that make you snarf your coke and snort-laugh.
It's still in the beginning stages (today was the release of chapter 5), just so ya know. Edward is from Canada. He and Emmett play for the Chicago Blackhawks and Bella is Em's snarky step-sister and is less-than-impressed by the "puck bunnies" that surround the team.
The linky is directed to HH's blog site, not fanfiction.net. Reason being is that all the good, smutty fics are systematically being taken down for being smutty, even though they are rated M (see The Office, The Dominate, The Submissive and The Training). Um, hello? That's what the M is for! One good thing is that since you're already on her blog site, she's posted all the chapters from CW&IA there for your perusal (yep, it was taken down from FF for the same reason).
